The Illuminati Kid Can Save You

(removed from Amazon) "Strap in and listen damned hard or else you'll suffer and die at the hands of the psychotic, satanic and paedophilic elite . . . " Cartoonish, maybe, but deadly serious: it's The Illuminati Kid Can Save You. This is the story of Warren James, the Illuminati Kid, the mighty schoolboy nemesis of the elites, and the story of the Truth. Take a paranoid sprint through the world of conspiracy and the truth of who and what we really are. Through the dark and deviant tale of Warren you'll hear about the tyranny, the conspiracy, its roots and the impact it's having on us right here and now; and about the way out, the exit, the end of suffering - ENLIGHTENMENT. It's all here (unless, of course, it's simply the fantasies, the rantings of a madman) and, according to our seemingly deranged narrator, it can save you. WARNING: Obscenities throughout (as you'd expect to find on the bloody frontline of any war). Enjoy your transformation and heightened paranoia . . .