Why Limit Happy to an Hour?

A Little Book of Wit (and a Whole Lot of Attitude)

• Author(s): Mary Phillips,
• Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Pages: 64
• ISBN_10: 1449402062
  ISBN_13: 9781449402068
  
• Language: en
• Categories: Humor / Form / Anecdotes & Quotations , Self-Help / Personal Growth / Happiness , Cooking / Beverages / Alcoholic / General ,

Description:...

Whether the subject is cocktails, men, chocolate, weight, relatives, motherhood, or just plain unadulterated attitude, Phillips finds a way to sum up life's happenings one zinger at a time. For example:

• "I used to care but now I take a pill for that."
• "Inside me is a thin woman screaming to get out . . . I can usually keep the bitch quiet with chocolate."
• "When life gives you lemons, add vodka."

Phillips promises to stimulate the economy one drink at a time with this keepsake book of witticisms featuring her popular full-color artwork and sassy one-liners. Now cheers to that!