101 Things to Do During a Dull Sermon

A Survival Guide for Sermon Victims

• Author(s): Tim Sims,
• Publisher: Monarch
• Pages: 128
• ISBN_10: 185424549X
  ISBN_13: 9781854245496
  
• Language: en
• Categories: Humor / Topic / Religion , Religion / Christian Living / General , Religion / Inspirational , Religion / Christian Rituals & Practice / Worship & Liturgy , Religion / Christianity / General ,

Description:... For those sermon-heavy Sundays when you long to be washing the dog or unblocking a drain, here are 101 adrenaline-pumping exercises: * See if a yawn really is contagious * Slap the person sitting next to you. See if he or she turns the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the pastor * Devise ways of climbing into the balcony without using the stairs 'They cut down trees for this?' - Erasmus 'I deplore the lack of an index' - Martin Luther 'Very dodgy' - John Wesley 'I prefer the original Greek' - Augustine of Hippo