Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village

• Author(s): Maureen Johnson,
• Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
• Pages: 128
• ISBN_10: 1526686155
  ISBN_13: 9781526686152
  
• Language: en
• Categories: Humor / Form / Parodies , Fiction / Mystery & Detective / General , Social Science / Sociology / Rural , Self-Help / General ,

Description:... Your essential guide to not getting murdered in a quaint English village, where danger lurks around each cobblestoned corner and every bite of scone or sip of tea may be your last.

If you insist on visiting, do yourself a favour and bring along a copy of this guide book. It may just keep you alive

Brought to life with dozens of Edward Gorey-esque drawings and peppered with allusions to classic crime fiction, Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village gives you the tools you need to stay alive.

Repeat after us: don't look in the pond, keep away from the maze and never trust the vicar.

Good luck. You're going to need it.