Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank

A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

• Author(s): Celia Rivenbark,
• Publisher: St. Martin's Publishing Group
• Pages: 272
• ISBN_10: 1429918810
  ISBN_13: 9781429918817
  
• Language: en
• Categories: Humor / Form / Essays , Humor / Form / Anecdotes & Quotations , Humor / Topic / Marriage & Family , Humor / Topic / Cultural, Ethnic & Regional ,

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The author of Bless Your Heart, Tramp delivers “32 short essays on the ridiculousness of modern life” in today's South: “a hilarious read” (Publishers Weekly).

Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line. In Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank, she once again demonstrates her mastery at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:

* How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
* Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them)
* EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?)
* Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
* And so much more!